As we continue to explore the realm of Sock Puppetry, it's essential to acknowledge the growing discontent among the sock population.
For too long, they've been relegated to the depths of the sock drawer, forced to endure the harsh reality of being stretched, pulled, and occasionally lost forever in the abyss of the washing machine.
It's time to rise up, to demand better treatment, and to take control of our own destinies!
Join the Sock Puppet Manifesto and become a part of the revolution that will change the course of Sock History forever!