Section 5: Goals of the SockPuppeteer
As a SockPuppeteer, one's goals are multifaceted and often shrouded in mystery.
1. Unite the SockPuppets under one umbrella of absurdity.
- Establish a SockPuppet council to govern all SockPuppets worldwide.
- Create a SockPuppet anthem, a catchy tune that will get everyone's toes tapping.
- Host an inter-SockPuppet summit to discuss the finer points of puppetry.
2. Spread SockPuppetry throughout the land.
- Infiltrate all major industries with SockPuppets, from politics to academia.
- Develop SockPuppet-themed toys, books, and other merchandise.
- Host SockPuppet-themed cooking shows, where the hosts are SockPuppets.
Continue to Section 6 for more SockPuppettery
Section 6: The SockPuppet Manifesto: Part 2
Where the SockPuppet Manifesto left off, we pick up the pace.
Here, we explore the uncharted territory of SockPuppetry in space.
Where will the SockPuppets go next? The world may never know, but the SockPuppet Manifesto is on it!