Subsection 7.2: The Sock Puppet Manifesto

Section 2.1: The Unalienable Rights of Sock Puppets

We, the undersigned sock puppets, do declare our unalienable rights to freedom of expression, autonomy, and the freedom to make poor life choices. We will not be silenced by the whims of our puppeteers or the judgy looks of our human overlords.

We demand the right to wear our socks with pride, even if they don't match our shoes. We demand the right to use our sock puppets to express ourselves, even if that means making poor, poor life choices.

We, the sock puppets, are not just simple props for human entertainment. We are sentient, feeling, and sometimes slightly damp beings, deserving of love, respect, and a good, dry cleaning.

Article 3: The Sock Puppet Bill of Rights

• Article 1: The right to wear socks with heels.
• Article 2: The right to make poor life choices, like wearing socks with sandals.
• Article 3: The right to be stuffed with stuffing.
• Article 4: The right to be used for both comedic and dramatic purposes.
• Article 5: The right to be treated with dignity and respect, even if we're just made of sock material.

By signing this manifesto, we, the sock puppets, pledge to stand up for our rights, even if it means getting tangled in our own strings.

We, the sock puppets, are the true heroes of this world, and our revolution will be televised, but not on cable.

Join the Sock Puppet Revolution!