SOCK SORTING HQ

Because your sock drawer is a dumpster fire, literally.

FAQs

Q: How do I sort my socks?

A: You don't, because we do. Send them to us, and our team of expert sock wranglers will sort them for you. It's a real thing.

Q: Why do I need to sort my socks?

A: Because, honestly, you probably lost the other one. Don't pretend you didn't.

Q: Can I use a toaster to sort my socks?

A: No. Just no. Don't. We have people for that.

Socks In Space: A FAQ for the Truly Advanced