Q: What is the deal with socks in space?
A: It's a real thing, we swear. Our team of highly trained (and slightly eccentric) sock engineers have successfully launched a single sock into orbit. It's currently a lone sock in a sea of stars.
Q: Why are you people doing this?
A: We're not. The single sock is actually just a prototype for our new line of space-grade socks. They're perfect for zero-gravity environments, and they come with built-in asteroid- defying elasticity.
Q: Will I get a sock in space?
A: Not unless you're willing to pay for the launch services of our Sock-o-Naut 9000 program. It's $100/sock, and it comes with a free matching moon rock.
For more information, or to reserve your sock, visit /socks/launch/.