The Sock Conspiracy

Deep within the fabric of our reality, a secret server network known as "Sockpuppet" operates undetected, controlling the world's supply of socks. Their motto: "It's not just a sock, it's a tool of oppression."

Here, our agents will brief you on the latest Sockpuppet intel:

But be warned: Sockpuppet agents are everywhere, watching, waiting, and judging your footwear choices. Stay vigilant, citizen.