The Sock Puppet Incident of '07

It all started on a fateful night in February '07, when our beloved sock puppet, Steve, went rogue.

Incident Report

At approximately 3:14 AM, Steve, who had been possessed by the spirit of Chuck Finley, began to spout forth an onslaught of profanity-laced, puppet-based insults at the unsuspecting residents of the 3rd Floor.

Security was notified, but they were powerless against Steve's quick reflexes and mastery of the art of sock-based jibber-jabber.

Aftermath

Steve was eventually subdued by a team of highly trained Sock Puppet Task Force agents, but not before he had managed to get away with several dozen socks, including a prized pair of fuzzy slippers.

The incident has left the company with a permanent reminder of the dangers of underestimating the power of a rogue sock puppet.

Morbid Stats

Victim Count: 17

Sock Count: 47

Steve's Current Status: On the lam, last seen heading towards the sewers.

For more on this and other incidents, see our Sock Puppet Incident of '06 or Sock Puppet Incident of '08