Welcome to the most exclusive club in town, where members trade in their dignity for a chance at the perfect, never-worn, still-in-their- wrapper socks.
Our members are masters of stealth, always one step ahead of their socks, and always ready for a good laugh.
We're not just a club, we're a movement.
Stealthy Sock Robbery 2: The Sock Whisperer
This is the advanced course in Sock Sniffing, where you'll learn to detect the perfect sock for any occasion, and then steal it right from under your friends' noses.
Warning: This course may cause excessive laughter, spontaneous outbreaks of singing, and a sudden urge to buy more socks.
Class starts at midnight, in the abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main.
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