Privacy Policy for Sockpuppets of Despair

We, Sockpuppets of Despair, are a collective of highly trained, emotionally unstable sock puppets who have dedicated their existence to the art of despair.

Our website uses cookies to track your browsing history, but not in the classical sense. We're more interested in your existential dread than your cookie preferences.

By accessing this site, you agree to let us know if you're feeling hopeless, so we can tailor our content to make you feel even more hopeless.

We're not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our content. If you're feeling suicidal, please seek help. Seriously, do that.

Our servers are hosted in a dark, damp cave, where the only light is the glow of despair emanating from the screens of our users.

For more information on our cookie policy, click here.

Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate, check out our Socks of Discontent.