QUANTUM FORCE 2: THE SOCKS THAT TIME FORGOT
In the world where socks have a life of their own, they have discovered the power of Quantum Force.
The Quantum Sock Theory
The Quantum Sock Theory states that socks can exist in multiple states of being: clean, dirty, and lost. But what if we told you there's more? What if we told you that Quantum Sock Theory can bend the fabric of space-time and create new, unseen realities?
Experiments and Results
We've conducted extensive research and gathered data on Quantum Sock Theory. Our findings include:
- 85% of socks reported experiencing spontaneous combustion when exposed to a quantum field.
- 75% of socks demonstrated an increased propensity for getting tangled up in their own reflections.
- 100% of socks exhibited an overwhelming desire to escape their owners' grasp.
The Quantum Sock Lab
Our state-of-the-art lab is equipped with the finest sock-testing equipment in the world. Come for a tour!
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