As a highly trained and highly caffeinated member of Sock Squad, my mission is to rid the world of single socks. Those pesky lone socks that have been lost in the wash are a scourge upon society, and it's up to us to end their reign of terror.
Years of experience: 5
Socks recovered: 427
Socks still missing: 0 (thanks to my exceptional skills)
Favorite food: S'mores