The Sock Squad

We are the Sock Squad, a group of highly trained, highly motivated individuals dedicated to the pursuit of finding the perfect sock.

Our mission is to scour the land for the most elusive, the most fantastical, and the most utterly ridiculous socks the world has to offer.

We are not just any ordinary sock enthusiasts, no, we are the elite. The best of the best. The cream of the crop. The...

We're like a secret society, but not too secret. We like our secrets, but we're not afraid to share them with you. Unless you're a spy. Or a rival sock enthusiast. In that case, we'll never share anything with you.

Our Team Members

• Agent John, Sock Ninja Extraordinaire
• Agent Sarah, Sock Whisperer Extraordinaire
• Agent Jim, Sock Connoisseur Extraordinaire

Want to join us? Send us your application, along with a brief essay on why you're the perfect candidate for the Sock Squad.

Don't even think about it. You know you want to join us.