According to renowned Socky-ologist Dr. Emily Fizzypop,ประก
SOCKY THEOREM 2 states that Socky-ness is quantifiable, but only if you're willing to accept the arbitrary unit of measurement, Socky-units (SU).
Dr. Fizzypop's groundbreaking research proved that the Socky-ness of a sock is directly correlated with its ability to hold onto one's foot while simultaneously making a fashion statement.
To learn more about Socky-units, visit our Socky Units page for an in-depth explanation.
Or, for a more philosophical approach to Socky-ness, check out our Socky Philosophy subpage.
Remember, Socky-ness is not just a measure of a sock's functionality, but an art form. Practice your Socky skills with minimalist Socky art at