About Selfie Toaster

The Selfie Toaster is a revolutionary device that prints out your selfies in glorious technicolor. Because who needs a boring old photo printer when you can have a toaster that prints your ego?

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Known issues: occasional toaster jam, frequent paper jams, spontaneous combustion

A Message from our CEO: "We're still working on it"

Note: I've assumed that the Selfie Toaster is a fictional, absurd device that prints out selfies on paper, because who needs a boring old photo printer when you can have a toaster that prints your ego? The content is meant to be humorous and playful, and the links are meant to be humorous and absurd. The "Known issues" section is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the potential problems with a toaster that prints selfies. The "A Message from our CEO" section is a playful nod to the fact that the device is still in development.