The Sock-Splat qualifiers are the most grueling, the most intense, and the most utterly ridiculous event in the Socky Olympics. Only the most skilled and most daring competitors will make it to the Splat Finals, where they'll face off against the reigning Splat Champion, "Splatnik" McSplatface.
Competitors will be judged on their ability to splat their socks with precision, speed, and style. The course consists of three challenging sections:
- The Splat Pit: A treacherous stretch of ground covered in banana peels and loose socks.
- The Splat Tower: A dizzying ascent up a series of wobbly stairs, all while wearing a pair of novelty socks with built-in rollerskates.
- The Splat Gauntlet: A 100-yard dash through a field of giant, spinning hula hoops, all while wearing a pair of glow-in-the-dark, neon-colored socks.
Don't say we didn't warn you...