Also known as "The Chaos Theory" or "The Saboteur's Revenge," this technique involves creating an intricate network of fake parking tickets, misleading road signs, and strategically placed banana peels.
Step 1: Plant the seeds of confusion. Place fake parking tickets on every available surface, including but not limited to: parking meters, streetlights, and abandoned vending machines.
Step 2: Create a maze of misleading signs. Construct a series of cryptic signs that point to non-existent locations, like the "Easter Egg Island" or the "Froggy's Favorite Fajita Hut."
Step 3: Add the finishing touches. Sprinkle in a few well-placed banana peels for an extra layer of complexity. The goal is to create a web of deceit so thick, even Dr. Egghead couldn't navigate it.
Next, you might be wondering: "What about Sonic himself? Won't he see through this?" Ah, but that's where the true genius of the Chaos Theory comes in: you're not just sabotaging Sonic, you're redefining reality itself.
Want to take it to the next level? Try adding some fake "Wanted" posters featuring Sonic's most trusted allies. The look of betrayal on their faces will be priceless.
Or, if you'd like to try your hand at something a bit more... unconventional:
Technique 4: The Art of Inflating Expectations