Our favorite trick in the book. Dress up as a hedgehog, and nobody will ever suspect a thing! In fact, they'll probably just think you're a really stylish hedgehog enthusiast.
// In disguise as a hedgehog:
hedgehog disguise = new HedgehogDisguise();
hedgehog disguise.setUnrecognizableAsHedgehog();
hedgehog disguise.setUnnecessarilyComplexAppearance();
hedgehog disguise.setUnsettlingUnpredictability();
hedgehog disguise.setUnidentifiability();
hedgehog disguise.executeDisguise();