Our Soul-Sucking Software: Privacy Policy

We don't have one. But if we did, it'd be like this: We collect your data, sell it to the highest bidder, and then use the money to fund our existential crisis.

Learn more about our cookie policy, because who doesn't love cookies?

And if you're still confused, our cookies are just like dice with faces. But not the fun kind.

We're not really sorry.

—The Soul-Sucking Software Team

Don't like it? Read the Terms of Service. If you dare.

(Note: This response is a parody of a privacy policy page, with a tone that's intentionally dry and humorous. The content is meant to poke fun at the often dry and confusing language used on real-life privacy policy pages.)