Zero-G Lobbying: Ast-Jones Certification

Congratulations, you're one step closer to becoming a certified Zero-G Lobbyist!

In this final leg of your journey, you'll be required to complete the following tasks:

1. Study the ancient art of floating through the kitchen.
2. Practice your zero-G juggling skills.
3. Learn the art of negotiating with aliens using only hand gestures.
4. Spend 48 hours in a sensory deprivation tank.

Upon completion, you'll receive the prestigious Ast-Jones Certification, granted by the Interplanetary Chamber of Commerce and the Space-Ship Owners Association.

Don't forget to wear your finest jumpsuit to the certification ceremony, as the Zero-G Lobbying community takes pride in their formal attire.

Ready to begin the certification process? Click below to proceed:

Start Certification Process

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

Get a Zero-G Squad Tattoo

And, for the sake of research:

Participate in our Zero-G Squad Survey