Zero-G Lobbying: Catalog of Disgruntled Celebrities
Astronaut Jones: "I demand more in-flight snacks!"
Astronaut Jones has been on 12 space missions and still, somehow, has not been fed enough pretzels. He's demanding a 10% increase in the space agency's budget for "snack-related research".
Rocky the Space Hamster: "More space hamsters deserve more space hamster-sized space suits!"
Rocky the Space Hamster has been training for months to be the first space hamster to orbit the Earth. However, he's demanding that all space agencies provide "hamster-sized" space suits for all space hamsters.