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Send us your most pressing astrophysical questions and conundrums. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated astro-physicists will do their best to provide you with a solution that defies the laws of physics and logic.

Alternatively, if you just want to chat about the intricacies of dark matter or the meaning of life in a universe governed by quantum mechanics, we're all ears.

Or, if you just want to complain about the weather, we're here for that too. We've got a team of experts in meteorological physics, who are ready to tell you that the reason it's so hot in your planet is probably because of the giant ball of fire in the sky.

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