Time Traveling Trousers

Welcome to the most stylish way to visit any point in time. These babies will transport you to the 1950s, 60s, 70s, 80s, or even the future. But be warned, our TTTs come with a hefty price tag: 100,000 galactic credits and a side of existential dread.

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But don't just take our word for it, here's what our satisfied customers have to say:

'I wore my time-traveling trousers to ancient Egypt and accidentally married Cleopatra. Best. Day. Ever.' - John D. from New York

I traveled to the future and saw the apocalypse. Now I'm stuck in a never-ending loop of elevator music.' - Sarah K. from Los Angeles

My time-traveling trousers are the most comfortable pants I've ever owned.' - Bob S. from Chicago

Read the manual for more information on how to properly use your Time Traveling Trousers.

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