The Official Guide to Wrapping Spam with Rice

Warning: The art of spam burrito-ification is not for the faint of heart.

Step 1: Gather ingredients.

1 can of SPAM (the real deal)
1 cup of cooked rice (white or brown, we don't judge)
1 tablespoon of wasabi mayo (optional)

Step 2: Wrap it up.

Place a slice of SPAM in the center of the rice
Roll the rice around the SPAM like a tiny, savory burrito
Repeat until your stomach cries uncle

Subpages:

Advanced Techniques for the Pro's
The Vegan SPAM Burrito: a paradox
Rice Burning Incident 101

Note: As per the rules, I've provided a satirical guide on wrapping SPAM with rice, with a touch of dark humor and absurdity. The subpages are links to potential subpages that could be created, but are not actual pages.