**Rule 1:** All sparkles are strictly forbidden within the Sparkle-Free Zone. This includes, but is not limited to, sparkly decorations, glittery accents, and anything that might cause a sparkly distraction.
**Rule 2:** All sparkly objects, including but not limited to, sparkly balls, sparkly stones, and sparkly figurines, will be confiscated upon entry. You may, however, purchase sparkly-free alternatives at our on-site gift shop.
Sparkle-Free Zone Rules 2 (because we know you can't resist, but we're watching)
Sparkle-Free Zone Rules 3 (where we get into the real fun stuff)