Sparkle-Free Zone Rules 3

The Third and Final Frontier of Sparkle Suppression

Welcome to the Sparkle-Free Zone, where we take our sparkle-free policies very seriously. Here are the three cardinal rules that govern our sparkle-free utopia:

• Rule 3.1: No sparkly graphics
• Rule 3.2: Only dull, unvarnished truths
• Rule 3.3: No sparkling personalities