Warning: Sparkle-proofing is not just for unicorns and rainbows. It's for anyone who wants to avoid the existential dread of shattered dreams.
Here's a collection of our favorite sparkle-proofing methods:
Remember, sparkle-proofing is not just about avoiding disappointment. It's about embracing the beauty of uncertainty and finding creative ways to spin your failures into something resembling success.
Or not.