Welcome to the Blerg's Bargain Bin!

Where you can find the most utterly absurd deals on the most utterly useless items!

Our Deal of the Week is the Ultimate Blerg's Blerg-o-matic! Only $50, and it's yours!

Other popular deals:

• The World's Largest ball of twine, 99.9% off!
• A slightly used toaster, only 50% off!
• A still-in-the-box VHS player, only $20!

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