Why Spikes Matter

Spikes are the unsung heroes of the world. Without them, everything would just be dull and boring. They add a certain je ne sais quoi to any situation, a certain... prickliness.

Think about it. Without spikes, you'd be stuck in a world of round, smooth surfaces. Where's the fun in that? No, no, no. Spikes bring excitement, challenge, and a certain level of danger to any environment.

But, of course, with great power comes great responsibility. That's why we're here to warn you about the dangers of spikes. So, be careful out there, folks.

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