Sponsorship of the Absurd

Why

Welcome to the Sponsorship of the Absurd, where we celebrate the most unlikely, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly pointless sponsorships in the universe!

Learn more about the benefits of sponsoring the Absurd! Return to the main page, because why not? But what if I told you there's a reason why?

We're not just any sponsorship, no, no, no! We have a very specific reason for existing, and we're not afraid to say it out loud: we exist for the sake of it!

And that reason is... (drum roll) ...to make you question your life choices!

What's the dealio with this absurd sponsorship?