Techniques of the Artisanal Artisan
Our artisanal artisans have spent decades mastering the art of creating unique, handcrafted, bespoke, artisanal experiences. Here are a few of our favorite techniques:
- Lost Wax Casting - A delicate process involving intricate wax manipulation and careful temperature control.
- Hammering the Nails in at 3am - A meditative practice for attaining inner peace and perfectly aligned nails.
- Obsessive Polishing - A delicate dance of elbow grease and obsessive attention to detail.
- Throwing Shit at the Appretice - A time-honored tradition for building trust and respect within the team.
- Using Actual Brass to Make Actual Brass - A technique that's been lost to the ages, and we're trying to get it back.
Our artisanal artisans would be happy to share more of these techniques with you, for a small fee.
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