The Reason We Exist is for the Coffee
We exist for one reason, and one reason only: to bring you the most mediocre coffee in the world.
Our coffee is made by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists who have dedicated their lives to the art of making the most unremarkable cup of joe possible.
Why settle for greatness when you can settle for something that's just, well, fine? Try our special blend of coffee, carefully crafted to make you question every life choice that led you to this moment.