Utterly Useless Products Inc.
Our mission is to create products that are intentionally devoid of purpose.
Founded in 1987 by our fearless leader, B. Lamebringer, Utterly Useless Products Inc. has been serving the community with uselessness for over 30 years.
Our team of highly-trained (not really) engineers and product designers have crafted the following masterpieces:
- The Selfie Toaster
- The Pet Rock
- The Automatic Paperweight
- The Inflatable Hamster Wheel
View our product catalog to see more of our life-changing (not really) products.
Stay tuned for our new line of Utterly Useless Products Inc. brand coffee mugs, featuring our patented "I'm Not Really Doing Anything" design.