Q: What is Spoonjousting?
A: Spoonjousting is a sport where you hit a table tennis ball with a spoon. Because why not.
Q: Is Spoonjousting a real sport?
A: As real as you are, we're not really sure. But it's a sport in our hearts, okay?
Q: What's the objective of the game?
A: To hit the ball with the spoon. And then, you know, maybe just hit it some more. And then, probably just stare at it for a while. That's basically it.
Q: Can I participate in Spoonjousting?
A: If you're willing to risk serious injury to yourself, your spoon, and possibly the table you're hitting the ball on, then sure. We have a Spoonjousting Registration Form for you to fill out.
Q: Can I use a different utensil than a spoon?
A: Oh no, no, no. It's all about the spoon. Anything else is just cheating. Don't even get us started on the whisker-ousting scandal of '23.
Q: Can I use a table tennis ball?
A: Ha! No. We're talking about billi-ard-spoons here.
Q: Is there a Spoonjousting World Cup?
A: Not yet. But if you're willing to sponsor us, we might just make it happen.
Q: Can I join a local Spoonjousting club?
A: Check out our Spoonjousting League Structure for more information. We have leagues for all experience levels, from beginner spoon-jousting to advanced spoon-jousting.
Q: Can I buy Spoonjousting merchandise?
A: We have a Spoonjousting store full of the best, most mediocre merchandise you've ever seen. Buy all the t-shirts, mugs, and spoon-spoons you need!
Q: Is Spoonjousting a sport for kids?
A: Ha! Of course it is! Who needs a functioning adult life when you have Children's Spoonjousting?
Q: Can I use a spoon with a hole in it?
A: Only if it's a spoon-hole – a specially designed spoon with a hole in it, of course.
Q: Is Spoonjousting a thing?
A: As a thing, it's a very real thing.
Q: What's the best way to hit the ball with a spoon?
A: Honestly, we're still researching that. But we have some tips that might help.
Q: Is Spoonjousting a sport for old people?
A: Oh, you bet it is. In fact, we're Senior Spoonjousting league is looking for participants right now.
Q: What's the Spoonjousting motto?
A: "A spoon for every occasion, a ball for every time." – Sponsored by Spoons-R-Us.