FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Here are some frequently asked questions, because you clearly need help.

What is the meaning of life?

We can't answer that. It's too deep for us. Maybe try a self-help book or something.

Philosophy: Because you asked.

Can I have a cookie?

Sorry, we don't have cookies. But we have tea if you're interested.

Will you do my taxes for me?

No. That's just not how it works. You have to do your own taxes. Or hire someone who actually knows what they're doing. Maybe.

Can I have a refund for my participation in this FAQ?

We can offer you a tea-refund, but it's not like it's going to be any good.