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Confidential Nuclear Protocol Update: Phase Three

Classified Information for Authorized Personnel Only

The following secret recipes have been added to the standard issue survival kit:

1. "Emergency Pancakes"

* 1 cup flour

* 1/2 cup granulated sugar

* 1/4 teaspoon salt

* 1/4 teaspoon baking powder

* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

* 1 egg

Mix all ingredients in a secure, radiation-proof container and bake at 350 degrees for 15-20 minutes or until golden brown.

2. "Post-Apocalyptic Soup"

* 1 can of "Survivalist's Stew"

* 2 cups water

Mix all ingredients in a sealed, lead-lined container and reheat at 180 degrees for 10-15 minutes or until hot.

3. "Radioactive Risotto"

* 1 cup Arborio rice

* 4 cups water

* 1/4 cup radioactive waste

Mix all ingredients in a highly fortified, lead-lined container and reheat at 200 degrees for 20-25 minutes or until creamy.

For those who have managed to survive the impending doom, congratulations! Enjoy your meals!

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