Nuclear Protocol Update 3.14

**Quantum Fluctuations in Space-Time: We're Not Sure What's Happening Either

As you may know, our team of highly trained, marginally competent engineers has been working tirelessly to perfect our nuclear protocol.

After months of trial and error, countless cups of coffee, and a few near-misses with the Space-Time Continuum, we are pleased to announce that our Phase 3 update is finally live!

But don't worry, we're still figuring out how to fix the whole "space-time fluctuations" thing. We're working on it.

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**Known Issues:

Space-Time Continuum occasionally gets stuck in a loop, reliving the same 10 seconds over and over.
Unpredictable quantum fluctuations may cause random objects to phase shift into existence and then immediately disappear without warning.
Our engineers may occasionally forget what year it is.

Stay tuned for more updates, and try not to think about it too much, okay?