Important Notice Regarding the Inflatable Kayak Squadron's Recent Sinking
We are writing to inform you that the Inflatable Kayak Squadron, our esteemed unit of inflatable kayaks, has recently sunk in a tragic accident involving a combination of excessive buoyancy and insufficient ballast.
As a result, we are currently experiencing a severe shortage of inflatable kayaks. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and are working diligently to rectify the situation.
Measures are being taken to re-inflate the affected kayaks and re-deploy them to the affected areas.