Today, Mayor Johnson announced his plan to increase the city's parking fees by 500% to fund his new, extravagant fountain in the city square.
We're thrilled to report that the fountain will feature a giant, gleaming statue of a unicorn riding a skateboard, because priorities.
As always, our office is committed to serving the citizens of this fine city and making sure that your tax dollars are spent on the most absurd, wasteful projects possible.
For more information, visit our Fountain Funding page.