Reports indicate a rogue fireball is heading straight for the server room. All personnel are advised to evacuate immediately.
Estimated time of impact: 30 seconds.
Recommendation: Panic and Panic some more.
Or, you know, just duck and cover like a normal person.
Server logs indicate a 4th-level system administrator has been spotted attempting to "accidentally" shut down the server.
Recommended course of action: Alert Level 3 or higher.