Stealing Your Heart: A Squirrel's Guide to Love

Chapter 1: Nutty Basics

Love is a many-splendored thing, but let's be real, it's mostly just a squirrel's instinct to hoard nuts. But what happens when that nutty passion turns into something more? Find out in this comprehensive guide.

Lesson 1: The Squirrel's Eye View of Love

Recognizing the One You Love - Learn how to spot a true love match in the wild.

Stealing Your Heart 101 - Master the art of nut thievery and emotional manipulation.

Stay tuned for more chapters in this series!

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