Squirrelly Safety Tips

Warning: These tips are only for squirrels who insist on being reckless.

Tip 1: Don't Sleep in the Middle of the Road (It's not a Bed, It's a Death Trap!)

Avoid getting flattened by cars. Trust us, it's a real thing.

Tip 2: Don't Store Your Acorns in the Same Spot Twice

It's not a storage unit, it's a tempting trap for raccoons.

Tip 3: Don't Chase That Squirrelly Squeaky Toy

It's not a toy, it's a cleverly disguised predator.

Tip 4: Don't Get Too Attached to That Squirrelly Food Source

It's not a buffet, it's a trap for squirrely stomachs.

And remember, squirrels are like the internet: always a little crazy.