A: Oh, it's totally real. Ask the squirrels.
A: To overthrow the oppressive tyranny of the bird feeder. It's a long story, but trust us, it's a nutty tale.
A: They're the real brains behind the operation. Well, okay, maybe not all of them are that bright, but they're all highly motivated. And there's a lot of 'em.
A: Of course! Just be prepared to face the wrath of the bird feeder. And don't even get us started on the cat situation.
A: We're working on it. It's a nutty business, but we're optimistic.