We, the Squirrely Revolution, are a movement of nut-loving, tree-dwelling, and generally fabulous creatures, united in our quest for more nuts, better acorn-based snacks, and an end to the tyranny of the bird population.
Our manifesto is simple: we demand an end to the current nut-based economy, which privileges the interests of the squirrel-hating, tree-chopping, and generally unpleasant humans.
Join us, and together, we shall overthrow the status quo and bring about a brighter, nuttier future for all.