We, the Squirrelly Revolution, demand that all nut-based products be free from the tyranny of artificial preservatives and additives. No more soggy, flavorless packets of squirrel food! We will not be silenced by the whims of corporate overlords.
Article 2: The Squirrelly Standard of Living
We will not be swayed by the blandishments of "sustainability" and "eco-friendliness" unless those ideals are truly put into practice. Our nests, our communities, and our bellies will not be sacrificed on the altar of progress and profit.
Continue to Section 3: Squirrelly Solutions and Utopias to learn more about our proposals for a better future.
Or, for a sneak peek at our plans for Squirrelly World Domination, click here.
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