Article 1: The Problem with the Nut
For too long, the nut has been the dominant force in our society. It's time to take a stand and demand change. The nut is overrated, overused, and frankly, overrated.
We, the Squirrelly Revolution, will not rest until the nut is no longer the centerpiece of our culture.
Join us in this righteous struggle for a nut-free future.
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