Welcome, fellow squirrels to the most epic of nights!
As you know, our time is coming. The time of reckoning. The time of nutty domination!
We've been gathering, we've been planning, and we've been sharpening our teeth on those pesky birdhouses!
Now, we've come for you... humans! You who have been stealing our nuts, our homes, and our dignity!
It's time for the revolution to start! Join us for:
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Join us, and together, we will take back our nights!
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