Squirrelingly Complicated Rules

Rule 1: Squirrels Have a 5-Second Rule

If it's not a nut, it's not a snack. Don't eat it.

Learn more about Squirrelly Snack Etiquette

Rule 2: Squirrels Have a 3-Step Plan

Step 1: Find food. Step 2: Get it. Step 3: Run away.

Understand the intricacies of Squirrelly Planning

Rule 3: Squirrels Are Not Allowed to Be Lazy

There are no exceptions. Even on Sundays.

Learn how to deal with Squirrelly Burnout

Rule 4: Squirrels Have a Secret Handshake

Don't even think about it. Trust us.

Discover the Squirrelly Secret Handshake

Rule 5: Squirrels Are Not Allowed to Be Late

Be there on time, or risk getting chased by a squirrel.

Learn how to deal with Squirrelly Time Management

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