Welcome to Stagnant Soda!

We're a community of soda enthusiasts who refuse to move forward. We've got the best selection of flat, warm soda in the world!

Flat Soda Fest

Join us for our annual Flat Soda Fest, where we celebrate the thrill of the stale!

Or, check out our Soda Surfing 101 page, where we'll teach you the basics of doing the bare minimum.

Stagnant Soda Surfing 101

Step 1: Find a soda that's been sitting in the pantry for months.

Step 2: Open it, then close it.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you're bored or the soda goes bad.

Advanced Soda Surfing
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