Welcome to the Stagnant Soda Fountain, where the soda has been stuck in neutral for years. We've got all the flavors you love, but none of them are actually carbonated.
Our specialty is the art of stagnating soda. We've got a team of highly skilled soda engineers who have mastered the technique of slowing down the fizz, but not quite stopping it. It's a delicate balance, really.
Want to know more about our process? Click here for a detailed look at our stagnation techniques.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Soda Surfing Experience, where you can taste the thrill of stagnation for yourself.
Don't have time for a tour? That's okay! Just grab a glass of our Soda of the Month and just... sit back and enjoy the stillness.
Contact us to learn more or to schedule a visit.Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try asking our Stagnant Soda Trivia game. If you can answer all 10 questions correctly, you'll win... a prize! (Or, at the very least, a slightly-less-than-fizzy drink)