Investigation Report #MOMM001
Subject: The Unidentified Milk
Case File Number: 123456
Agent: Inspector P. J. Bottomsworth
Last Seen: 2023-02-27 14:30:00
Location: The Fridge, Kitchen
Witnesses: None, but a suspiciously empty carton of 2% was found at the scene.
Summary: A routine visit to the fridge revealed an unaccounted-for gallon of milk. The fridge was searched, but it was nowhere to be found. Further investigation led us to a series of cryptic notes on the kitchen table, reading: "I'll be back."
Recommendation: We recommend a thorough search of the premises, including but not limited to: under the couch, behind the cat, and inside the cereal box. A reward is offered for any information leading to the recovery of the missing milk.
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